Dear googler who found my site by searching “black people want to be number one race”,
I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that’s a line from a speech I don’t know about that you were trying to find in order to show your privilege-blinded friend that there are still people in the world who are amazingly racist against black people. Keep up the good fight.
Fondly,
J19
Dear googler who found my site by looking for “girly science fair things”,
I can’t imagine how many hits you must have gotten, since all science fair things are girly. How will you ever choose what to do your project on?
Keep studying,
J19
Dear googler who found my site by searching for “abortion hurt”,
I’m assuming you’re either considering an abortion and want information or have had one and need support. I sincerely hope you find what you seek, and I recommend the Planned Parenthood website for the former. It won’t lie to you, unlike some people who like to try to scare people out of abortions by telling them it’s much worse than it usually is.
Best of luck,
J19
Dear googler who found my site by searching for “human freaks men with two penises”,
Good luck with that thesis you’re putting off. And thanks for reassuring me that if someone searches for that, they’ll find my blog. Whew.
Peace,
J19
PS all: I can’t see who did this, just that someone did. Rest easy.
Edit:
Forgot this one. I’ll actually give a serious answer in case anyone in this situation comes by.
Dear googler who found my site by searching “do guys know if you’re a virgin”,
Technically, no. They might think they do, but there is no virginity test - you can bleed more than once or never, you can have no blood but discomfort and stretching more than once or never. But listen read carefully. I don’t care if you have sex, or at what age, or with what toys, or in a box, or - well, no don’t have sex with a fox because foxes can’t give informed consent. But I’d rather you not get hurt unnecessarily, and if you do have hymenal issues (try to put a finger in your vagina. Keep adding fingers until it hurts/won’t fit. Less than four? You probably will), and a guy doesn’t know that, you are going to experience more pain than you need to. You shouldn’t have to do that to be liked! You should have enough power in the sexual situation to be able to be honest and to require that you are treated properly. If you’re trying to pull off a lie, you’ll probably be nervous (which is likely for your first time anyway), and nervous means tense and tense means it will be more difficult. You need to be in control of how fast and how deep you go until you’re all nice and stretchy, at which point you share control. At least make sure to be REALLY aroused before you start actual intercourse - when you get really aroused, your vagina makes some lubricant (still a good idea to use extra, probably water-based) and opens up considerably on the inside, both of which make it more comfortable for you. And at all times, hymen or no, you have the right to stop a sex act whenever you want, even if he hasn’t had an orgasm yet. Also: nothing wrong with buying a sex toy and stretching yourself out solo. On the other hand, if you’re trying to pretend you ARE a virgin when you’re not, just say you were born without a hymen or stretched it in gym class.
Take care,
J19
